With heavy heart, the softball blog has to report the departure of one of the giant of the bd softball team, after the apparent crushing news that captain caroline left to go to ..shh..Mother...(softball ed: commies) and then with the coach departing to the refined air of jwt... Jackyln Magafa, the girl on first base. hands or no hands.
has not only decided to leave the softball team, but has taken it a step further and has decided to leave the country..
She's going to Australia..
What have they got that we haven't??
sunshine, Little creatures, more deadly animals than you can shake a snake (careful with this link)at , men at work
okay admittedly it's an impressive list.
but what the fu...
In Breaking News :
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Harry is no longer fighting the Taliban but has returned to convince Magafa to stay by order of the MoD.
A royal spokesman said "It is a national disaster, we must try and keep all the good ones, and fighting the Taliban must take second place to the requirement of First base for the BD Bulldogs."
Harry was heard to say "Of course, I'll return to England! I'll give her the full court press,if Chelsy will let me"
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End of Breaking news alert
Antonio Lulic the incumbent captain and organiser of the bulldogs sobbed quietly as he said "It won't be the same, she said of all the things she was going to miss, it was the softball that nearly convinced her to stay"
Rob Swainson chimed in with "Let's f*ck their sh!t up"
drinks are to be held , check out jacki's facebook page
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